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"I'm just not gonna apologise for having a good imagination" 22, Officer in USAF. Married my best friend March 2014. I have a toolkit including a screwdriver and a browncoat. AMA





My dog is such an idiot I love her

sexyfitarmychick:

I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.

Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”

????

(via jacksconfusedarousal)

Good news bad news best news

sparkafterdark:

The good news:

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 I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff

The bad news:imageThe last time I wore it I was nine years old

The best news:

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I am the anime now

(via ladymusouka)

thephotogfeminist:

"Losing your Virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut."

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.

Deflowering will henceforth be known as blossoming

(via rexuality)

bunsen:

scrolling through ur old facebook statuses like

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“Is eating a sandwich” “Feels like someone is being a little rude today”

(via strictlydiva)

xhanthi:

I started waffling about how I do faceups in case it helps anyone. You find these tutorials on my main site {HERE} I’ll keep adding more as I think of them, feel free to make requests! 

lordhigheverythingelse this one?
Ya ya ya it’s tea time

littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

(via what-the-hells-going-on)

tillyfromtoyland:

our-poodle-has-two-daddies:

tillyfromtoyland:

I have reached 100 followers and In honor of you all I have decided to do a RAPID FIRE giveaway! What’s that? I will be shooting out as many prizes as possible for 5 days! There will be a major prize everyday but I will also be posting random small prizes everyday!
What are the prizes?
Day 1: Resin soul Mei head in WS Day 2: Custom crafted prop worth less than $15  Day 3: Custom faceup by me Day 4: Custom clothing item by me Day 5: Complete custom made outfit worth les than $50 
(All items are for bjd dolls!)
For custom items please understand that it may take some time to finish each piece. I will remain in contact with you until your item is finished.
 Who is eligible?  anyone who is following me!
How do I enter?  If you are following me you have already been entered once! To gain more entries you can reblog with a comment about someone or someone’s dolls, whom you admire, in the bjd community
If you do not wish to be involved in the contest or you do not want your prize please message me :)
I will message those who win and give them 24 hours to respond! If there is no response I will guess that you do not want the prize and the offer will be GONE. I will not be redrawing. All unclaimed prizes will be given away in later giveaways. I will mail prizes at the end of the five day timeline! I will pay for shipping of all the minor prizes but I will as you to cover shipping if you win a grand prize! Shipping will cost you no more than $6.00. If you live outside of the USA I will ask that you pay shipping. Ok I don’t think I forgot anything! Have fun!

Hope it’s not too late to enter!
So much talent in the BJD world, but @beloveda7 does ah-mazing face-ups.  Holy crap.

Nope not too late! Each day entries will be recounted!

lordhigheverythingelse is such a nice addition to the bjd community~ I feel like they genuinely care about the happiness and well-being of other members here :)
Having fun developing her backstory a bit~

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

(via thebjdhotel)

churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

(Source: communistbakery, via inediblemadness)

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